If the official jersey of the World is too expensive for you, you can still show your support for the Brazil team by putting you completely naked, with an erection and putting on the "official" condom World Cup. It is green and yellow, like the Brazilian flag!
These condoms are manufactured by Karex, the largest condom manufacturer in the world, and distributed by the non-profit organization DKT International by Prudence brand goal. And they are available only in Brazil, so if you're there, fill!
The Wall Street Journal reported that 700,000 packages each containing three condoms have been sold since the hood debuted in February. The first arrival was ripped in 15 days and DKT International has been sending more.
The UNAIDS has also distributed 864,000 there are two weeks as part of their campaign "Protect the goal." It's millions and millions of condoms! So sex is not possible! Calm down a bit and look at the games!
(But we know that will not have utility . were talking about Russia, Chile, Mexico and Bosnia-Herzegovina. Enjoy your forced abstinence and condoms normal color.)
And if that was not enough to show your pride for Brazil, know that condoms are flavored.But we will not spoil the surprise. Fly to Brazil and lick-in-one yourselves. ( We laugh only if you want.) They taste the caipirinha, Brazil's national cocktail, a drink made of sugar, lime and white rum called cachaça.
At worst, for $ 1.39 per bag, it can make a cheap souvenir to bring back from Brazil. Joyful World Cup, moms, friends, colleagues!
John Boone
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